Caleb shakes his head a little. "Don't be so down on yourself. Isn't it exciting, in a way? It's like...you're Christopher Columbus, and you've just discovered America!" he says, putting a hand out, like he's pointing out the great ocean view, and not talking about pop culture. "Where there's awesome music like The Ramones, and movies like Star Wars, and a million more that you get to spend the whole rest of your life catching up on!"

[lol unfortunately Caleb still has that basic Christian textbook history background]