"Hey, what, no. You can have something, I'm not going to tell someone to share the cheapness when I invite them. And with the right guy or girl present I won't even have to pay a lot. Or at all", he winks.

Alfred yawns like he had heard all of this before, curling up against Caleb's arm. Bach's cats always seem to like other people better if they were the option. "Yeah, 'geez'. Don't even try it with women, to be honest. Steer clear."